I love sluts! Sluts rock! It's just, you know, it's just gotta be the right slut, you know?

Coop

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Movie:
Wet Hot American Summer
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Gerald 'Coop' Cooperberg
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Wet Hot American Summer Quotes

McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: OK.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

I went to sleepaway camp so long ago that it was the Stone Age. No, but seriously, it wasn't the Stone Age... it was the Ice Age! No, really, it was the Stone Age.

Alan Shemper