Fran Kubelik: I never catch colds.
C.C. Baxter: Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?
Fran Kubelik: That makes me feel just terrible.
C.C. Baxter: Why?
Fran Kubelik: Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.
C.C. Baxter: Yeah... it's me.


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The Apartment
C.C. Baxter, Fran Kubelik
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Just because I wear a uniform doesn't make me a girl scout.

Fran Kubelik

Fran Kubelik: Shall I light the candles?
C.C. Baxter: It's a must! Gracious living-wise.