I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me; I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.

Rosemary

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Movie:
Shallow Hal
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Rosemary Shanahan
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Shallow Hal Quotes

Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!

Mauricio

[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.