American Pie

I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!
Steve Stifler

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Movie:: American Pie
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: American Pie Movies
Character:: Steve Stifler
Related Quotes:: American Pie Quotes, Comedy Quotes, American Pie Movies Quotes, Steve Stifler Quotes
Added:: May 11, 2007

American Pie Quotes

No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
Kevin

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Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.

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Added: May 11, 2007