Hot Shots

Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir.
Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!

5.0 / 5.0
1
2
3
4
5

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)

Edit Delete

Movie:: Hot Shots
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Thomas 'Tug' Benson
Related Quotes:: Hot Shots Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Thomas 'Tug' Benson Quotes
Added:: September 21, 2007

Hot Shots Quotes

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Ramada Thompson

Permalink: What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitc...

Added: September 21, 2007

Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Ramada Thompson: I'm sorry?
Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.

Permalink: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. I'm sorry? My hear...

Added: September 21, 2007