Ted: I think I still want to look her up.
Pat Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
Pat Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.


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Movie:
There's Something About Mary
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Pat Healy, Ted Stroehmann
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There's Something About Mary Quotes

I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

Ted

[pretending to sound genuine] Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

Pat Healy