Meet the Parents

I understand you may have had sexual relations with my daughter before, but under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. So just keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours.
Jack Byrnes

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Movie:: Meet the Parents
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Meet the Parents Movies
Character:: Jack Byrnes
Related Quotes:: Meet the Parents Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Meet the Parents Movies Quotes, Jack Byrnes Quotes
Added:: June 07, 2007

Meet the Parents Quotes

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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Added: June 07, 2007

Bob Banks: What is that smell?
Jack Byrnes: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg Focker: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me, it was Jinx.
Jack Byrnes: FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

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Added: June 07, 2007