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Russell: I'm tired! My knee hurts!
Carl Fredricksen: Which knee?
Russell: ...My elbow hurts!

• Permalink: I'm tired! My knee hurts! Which knee? ...My elbow hurts!
• Added: September 13, 2012

Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.
Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

• Permalink: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying ...
• Added: September 13, 2012

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