I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in. ...

Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.


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My Best Friend's Girl
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Characters:
Tank, Alexis
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[sitting watching "Ghost" and crying] God, I'm a fag.

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She's gonna cry tears that form "call Dusty".

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No longer a popular stand-up comedian, Dane Cook is on the verge of becoming an unpopular actor. His previous film - Mr. Brooks and...

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