I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

Jim

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Movie:
American Pie
Genre:
Comedy
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American Pie Movies
Character:
Jim
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No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!

Kevin

Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.