American Pie

I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim

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Movie:: American Pie
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: American Pie Movies
Character:: Jim
Related Quotes:: American Pie Quotes, Comedy Quotes, American Pie Movies Quotes, Jim Quotes
Added:: May 11, 2007

American Pie Quotes

Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.

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Added: May 11, 2007

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me, beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me, beautiful!
College Girl: [laughs]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova. As in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me.

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Added: May 11, 2007