Lewis, we've had presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference.
President Andrew Shepherd: Is the view pretty good from the cheap seats, A.J.? A.J.: I beg your pardon? President Andrew Shepherd: Because it occurs to me that in 25 years I've never seen YOUR name on a ballot. Now why is that? Why are you always one step behind ME? A.J.: Because if I wasn't, you'd be the most popular history teacher at the University of Wisconsin! President Andrew Shepherd: Fuck you!