Mikey: You idiot! You glued it upside down!
Chunk: It looks fine to me!
Brandon Walsh: If God would have made it like that, you would be peeing on your faces!


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Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.

[in Spanish; subtitled] My God, I'm in a crazy house!