Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jay: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have... eight days.
Holden: Uh, three by my count, but close.
Jay: Right. My bad. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Come on, Silent Bob. We're going to Hollywood!

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Movie:: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: View Askew-niverse
Characters:: Jay, Holden McNeil
Related Quotes:: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes, Comedy Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Jay Quotes, Holden McNeil Quotes
Added:: August 06, 2007

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes

Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Jay

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Added: August 06, 2007

[on message board] All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Jay

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Added: August 06, 2007