I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

Ace

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Movie:
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Ace Ventura
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes

There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Ace

The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace