Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore: I'll make you a bet. If you get this puck into that net, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you have to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.
Virginia: Do you always carry a puck with you?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah.
[Virginia shoots puck and scores]
Happy Gilmore: Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.

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Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Happy Gilmore, Virginia Venit
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Happy Gilmore Quotes, Virginia Venit Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006

Happy Gilmore Quotes

You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... you jackass!
Donald

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Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

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Added: September 27, 2006