Clerks

Tabloid Reading Customer: I'm going to break your fucking head! You fucking jerk-off!
Dante Hicks: Sir! Sir, I'm sorry! He didn't mean it! He meant to hit me.
Tabloid Reading Customer: Well, he missed!
Dante Hicks: I know. I'm sorry. Here, let me refund your money, and we'll call it even.
Tabloid Reading Customer: I'll never come in here again.

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Movie:: Clerks
Franchise:: View Askew-niverse
Character:: Dante Hicks
Related Quotes:: Clerks Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Dante Hicks Quotes
Added:: May 08, 2007

Clerks Quotes

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent? "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

Permalink: Hey, whatcha rent? Best of Both Worlds? Hermaphroditic porn. ...

Added: May 08, 2007

Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Permalink: You hate people! But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Added: May 08, 2007