Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.
Bethany: Nineteen?
Serendipity: Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.


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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Bethany Sloane, Serendipity
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[waking from a dream] I didn't cum on you, Pete, I swear.

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Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

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