Happy Gilmore

I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.
Happy Gilmore

4.1 / 5.0
1
2
3
4
5

Rating: 4.1 / 5.0 (9 Votes)

Edit Delete

Movie:: Happy Gilmore
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Happy Gilmore
Related Quotes:: Happy Gilmore Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Happy Gilmore Quotes
Added:: September 27, 2006

Happy Gilmore Quotes

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

Permalink: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by f...

Added: September 27, 2006

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Permalink: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. ...

Added: September 27, 2006