In the three years I followed His ass around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid? Hell no. And I was in my prime. I could've been knee-deep in shepherd's daughters, not to mention fine-ass Mary Magdalene. She had a thing for dark meat, if you follow me.

Rufus

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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Character:
Rufus
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[waking from a dream] I didn't cum on you, Pete, I swear.

Jay

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron