Dogma

In the three years I followed His ass around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid? Hell no. And I was in my prime. I could've been knee-deep in shepherd's daughters, not to mention fine-ass Mary Magdalene. She had a thing for dark meat, if you follow me.
Rufus

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Movie:: Dogma
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: View Askew-niverse
Character:: Rufus
Related Quotes:: Dogma Quotes, Comedy Quotes, View Askew-niverse Quotes, Rufus Quotes
Added:: August 07, 2007

Dogma Quotes

Bethany: McHenry is pretty far from Jersey, might I ask what brings you guys to Illinois?
Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.
Bethany: "16 Candles" John Hughes?
Jay: You know him too? That fucking guy.

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Added: August 07, 2007

Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.

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Added: August 07, 2007