J.D.: So, tell me something, Miss Thelma. How is it you ain't got any kids? I mean God gets you something special, I think you oughta pass it on. Thelma: Well, Daryl, that's my husband. J.D.: Daryl? Thelma: Yeah, he says he's not ready yet. He says he's still too much of a kid himself. He kinda prides himself on being infantile. Louise: He's got a lot to be proud of. Thelma: Louise and him don't get along. Louise: That's putting it mildly. Thelma: She thinks he's a pig. Louise: I KNOW he's a pig.