Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?

Taj

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Movie:
Van Wilder
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Taj Mahal Badalandabad
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Van Wilder

Van Wilder: But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.
Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
Van Wilder: Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.