Get Smart

[to Agent 99] Is that your default setting or something? Oh, today's Tuesday, I'll punch Max. Oh look, a box of kittens, I think I'll punch Max. I have this piece of bread so now I'm going to punch Max.
Maxwell Smart

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Movie:: Get Smart
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Maxwell Smart
Related Quotes:: Get Smart Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Maxwell Smart Quotes
Added:: July 02, 2008

Get Smart Quotes

Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

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Added: July 02, 2008

Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
Maxwell Smart: If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
[long pause]
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

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Added: May 22, 2008