Bruce: Is this heaven?
God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time. But I guess you can't now, being dead and all.
[pause]
Bruce: I'm *dead*?
God: Naw, I'm just messing with ya.
Bruce: That's not funny, Man! That is *not* funny.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)

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Movie:
Bruce Almighty
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
God, Bruce Nolan
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Bruce Almighty Quotes

We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.

Bruce

God, why do you hate me?

Bruce