Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

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Movie:: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Bill & Ted
Characters:: Ted Logan, Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Related Quotes:: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Bill & Ted Quotes, Ted Logan Quotes, Bill S. Preston, Esq. Quotes
Added:: April 02, 2008

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes

Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Bill: Noah's wife?

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Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

Permalink: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we pick...

Added: April 02, 2008