Claudia: It must be hard to spank your monkey.
Ishmael: You have a monkey?


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Movie:
Kingpin
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Roy Munson, Ishmael Boorg
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What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

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Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin'.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.