Napoleon Dynamite

Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right.
Kip: It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.

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Movie:: Napoleon Dynamite
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Napoleon Dynamite, Kip Dynamite
Related Quotes:: Napoleon Dynamite Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Napoleon Dynamite Quotes, Kip Dynamite Quotes
Added:: August 20, 2006
Modified:: April 30, 2014 02:22

Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Napoleon Dynamite

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Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.

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