Napoleon Dynamite

Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right.
Kip: It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.

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Movie:: Napoleon Dynamite
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Napoleon Dynamite, Kip Dynamite
Related Quotes:: Napoleon Dynamite Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Napoleon Dynamite Quotes, Kip Dynamite Quotes
Added:: August 20, 2006
Modified:: April 30, 2014 02:22

Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
Uncle Rico

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Added: August 20, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

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Added: August 20, 2006