I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!

Kumar Patel

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Movie:
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Kumar Patel
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Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.

Neil Patrick Harris

Chloe: You remember that time you stole that monkey and put it in Rosenberg's dorm room?
Kumar Patel: Had I known that the monkey had AIDS I never would have done that.