Caddyshack

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Judge Smails

4.3 / 5.0
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Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 (4 Votes)

Movie:: Caddyshack
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Judge Elihu Smails
Related Quotes:: Caddyshack Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Judge Elihu Smails Quotes
Added:: September 20, 2006

Caddyshack Quotes

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.

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Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

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Rating: 5.0 / 5.0