Caddyshack

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Judge Smails

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Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 (4 Votes)

Movie:: Caddyshack
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Judge Elihu Smails
Related Quotes:: Caddyshack Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Judge Elihu Smails Quotes
Added:: September 20, 2006

Caddyshack Quotes

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

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Added: September 20, 2006

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Judge Smails

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Added: September 20, 2006