Dina Byrnes: [after Bernie has destroyed Jack's toilet to save Moses] Jack, he was just trying to save his pet. I mean, what if it had been Jinx who fell in the toilet?
Jack Byrnes: [matter-of-factly] Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would have known exactly what to have done in a submergion.


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Movie:
Meet the Fockers
Franchise:
Meet the Parents Movies
Characters:
Jack Byrnes, Dina Byrnes
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Meet the Fockers Quotes

If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, looks like I forgot my own rule
[flushes the toilet]

Bernie Focker

Isabel: He is a handsome little Focker!
Jack Byrnes: He's not a Focker.