[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?
Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.


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Movie:
Shallow Hal
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Hal Larson
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Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!

Mauricio

[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.