John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?


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If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Barry the Baptist

It's been emotional.

Big Chris