Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?


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Happy Gilmore
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Happy Gilmore, Shooter McGavin
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Happy Gilmore Quotes

You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Happy Gilmore

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.