Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.


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Movie:
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski
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[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

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Saddam Hussein: I love you.