Hitch

Hitch: Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, 'I just wanna be friends,' too low says, 'I just wanna grab some ass.'
Albert: [making holding gestures at different levels] Okay... Friends. Ass. Me.

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Movie:: Hitch
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens, Albert
Related Quotes:: Hitch Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens Quotes, Albert Quotes
Added:: July 02, 2007

Hitch Quotes

Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.
Hitch

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Added: July 02, 2007

Vance: [grabs Hitch by the wrist] You see what I'm doing? This is what I'm about - power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want.
Hitch: Oh! So that's, like, a metaphor?
Vance: Oh, yeah.
Hitch: Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this...
[he reverses the grip, twists Vance's arm back and slams him on the table]
Hitch: This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your shit off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

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Added: July 02, 2007