Listen, Lassie, and listen good. I'm not saying he's not gonna get married. I'm not saying he's not gonna have kids. If it does happen, his wife is gonna come home, and find him with his Tiajuana lover clubbing each other with Yanni's greatest hits.

Gary

Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)

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Movie:
The Break-Up
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Gary Grobowski
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The Break-Up Quotes

Brooke: My sister has been through a lot...
Gary: ...of dick!

There's a really big gap between getting your ass kicked, and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery, and then strike your throat before you know that you're even in the fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.

Gary