Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Scott: Look, I was wondering if we could work all this out? You are, after all, my father.
Dr Evil: Scott, you had your chance, okay? I've already had someone created in my image. He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
Scott: Him? Look at him, he's crazy. He's like a vicious little Chihuahua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets.
Dr Evil: Probably.

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Movie:: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Austin Powers
Characters:: Dr. Evil, Scott Evil
Related Quotes:: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Austin Powers Quotes, Dr. Evil Quotes, Scott Evil Quotes
Added:: October 08, 2007

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
Fat Bastard

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Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Dr. Evil: Charming.
Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

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Added: October 08, 2007