The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Andy Stitzer

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• Added: August 25, 2006

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

Andy Stitzer

• Permalink: I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty frea...
• Added: August 25, 2006

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