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Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Captain Oveur

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• Added: September 17, 2012

Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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