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Machete

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Movie:
Machete
Genre:
Action
Character:
Machete
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I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

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Machete Review

Not just anyone can disembowel their enemy, yank out his intestines and jump out of a window, only to use said intestines as a rope to...

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Rating: 3.9 / 5.0 (22 Votes)