Ted: Miss Preston, we'd like you to meet some of our friends.
Bill: This is, uh, Dave Beeth Oven.
Beethoven: Sie sind so schön, Madame.
Bill: And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy, Herman the Kid...
Ted: Bob "Genghis" Khan, Dennis Frood, So-crates Johnson, and, uh... Abraham Lincoln.
Miss Preston: It's so nice to meet you all. There's sodas in the fridge.


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Movie:
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
Bill & Ted
Characters:
Ted Logan, Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Related Quotes:
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes

Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
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Henry VII: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!

Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Bill: Noah's wife?