Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

Matt: You can't just turn back time.
Jenna: Why not?

Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie?
Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!

You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.

Jenna

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

Jenna

I saw his thingy!

Jenna

Becky: I like your dress.
Jenna: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!

Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.

Jenna

Thirty, flirty and thriving.

Jenna

Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
Matt: I love you too, Jenna... I've always loved you.

It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.

Matt

Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

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13 Going on 30 Quotes

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

Jenna

I saw his thingy!

Jenna