I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

Jenna

Thirty, flirty and thriving.

Jenna

Lucy: Can you get in the car?
Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.
Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.
Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you.
Lucy: Just get in the car.
Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers!
Lucy: You're being a little paranoid.

I saw his thingy!

Jenna

Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

Matty! It's Thriller!

Jenna

Becky: I like your dress.
Jenna: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!

Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.

Jenna

Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
Matt: I love you too, Jenna... I've always loved you.

It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.

Matt

Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

Jenna: What happened?
Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.

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I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

Jenna

Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie?
Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!