Favorite 21 Jump Street Quotes
Can you two stop (expletive) with the Korean Jesus!Captain Dickson
Deputy Chief Harvey: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Harvey: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
When did I get stabbed?! That's awesome!Schmidt
Deputy Chief Hardy: We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the 80s. You idiots are officially transferred.
Jenko: Where do we report?
Deputy Chief Hardy: Down on Jump Street. 21 Jump Street.
Will you go to prom with me?Schmidt (to Jenko)
Doves make you look bad-ass!Jenko
Man... I thought this job would have more car chases and (expletive)...Schmidt
Don't feed the ducks... don't do it!Jenko
Schmidt: You guys called the cops to get your Frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?
Jenko: [goes to hand Frisbee back to the boy, turns around and throws it back in the pond]
Jenko: Get your own (expletive) Frisbee!
(Expletive) you science!Jenko
I am one more "black gay kid getting punched in the face" away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear?Principal Dadier (to Jenko and Schmidt)