Can you two stop (expletive) with the Korean Jesus!

Captain Dickson

Deputy Chief Harvey: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Harvey: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...

(Expletive), Glee!

Jenko
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When did I get stabbed?! That's awesome!

Schmidt

Deputy Chief Hardy: We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the 80s. You idiots are officially transferred.
Jenko: Where do we report?
Deputy Chief Hardy: Down on Jump Street. 21 Jump Street.

Will you go to prom with me?

Schmidt (to Jenko)

Doves make you look bad-ass!

Jenko

Man... I thought this job would have more car chases and (expletive)...

Schmidt

Don't feed the ducks... don't do it!

Jenko

Schmidt: You guys called the cops to get your Frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?
Jenko: [goes to hand Frisbee back to the boy, turns around and throws it back in the pond]
Jenko: Get your own (expletive) Frisbee!

(Expletive) you science!

Jenko

I am one more "black gay kid getting punched in the face" away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear?

Principal Dadier (to Jenko and Schmidt)

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Put your tongue back in your mouth.

Mr. Walters

You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon

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