Favorite 21 Jump Street Quotes
Deputy Chief Harvey: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Harvey: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
Can you two stop (expletive) with the Korean Jesus!Captain Dickson
Will you go to prom with me?Schmidt (to Jenko)
When did I get stabbed?! That's awesome!Schmidt
Deputy Chief Hardy: We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the 80s. You idiots are officially transferred.
Jenko: Where do we report?
Deputy Chief Hardy: Down on Jump Street. 21 Jump Street.
Doves make you look bad-ass!Jenko
Man... I thought this job would have more car chases and (expletive)...Schmidt
Don't feed the ducks... don't do it!Jenko
Schmidt: You guys called the cops to get your Frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?
Jenko: [goes to hand Frisbee back to the boy, turns around and throws it back in the pond]
Jenko: Get your own (expletive) Frisbee!
(Expletive) you science!Jenko
I am one more "black gay kid getting punched in the face" away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear?Principal Dadier (to Jenko and Schmidt)