You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.

Kevin

Kevin: [in Jane's apartment, with her showing off her dresses as she pulls out a loud-looking Gone With The Wind dress] What is that?
Jane: [holding the dress up to herself] Theme wedding!
Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?

Kevin: What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No. I'm Jesus.

Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?

Jane

Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes hand lovingly] Jane, I REALLY need $50, can i have the $50?
Jane: [hesitant] ... No?
Kevin: [laughing] See? That was good!
[grabs Jane's drink]
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.

Jane: Oh yeah, I'm a real good caulker.
Kevin: [into recorder] Likes caulk.

You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!

Kevin

Tess: You won't share that information with me about him. You wouldn't hurt a fly. Besides, I'm your sister.
Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.

Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly going out of your mind

Kevin

Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!

You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?

Jane

Jane: Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
Kevin: Let's do it.

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I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.

Jane

Kevin: [in Jane's apartment, with her showing off her dresses as she pulls out a loud-looking Gone With The Wind dress] What is that?
Jane: [holding the dress up to herself] Theme wedding!
Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?