Selena: We have enough food.
Jim: Yeah, but we don't have any cheeseburgers.

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."


Oh, great. Valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.


This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection. People killing people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People killing people. Which to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now.

Major Henry West

Private Jones: Mitch, I fucking got one!
Corporal Mitchell: What you want a fucking sweetie? Keep shooting, you cunt!

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28 Days Later... Quotes

Selena: Hannah, it's OK. He's not infected.
Hannah: But I thought he was biting you.
Jim: Kissing. I was kissing her. Are you stoned?
Selena: It's a long story.

No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.