Favorite 50/50 Quotes
Kyle: You have cancer?
Adam: They found it yesterday.
Kyle: They found it yesterday? Who found it?
Adam: My cleaning lady found it in the back of my jeans. Who do you think found it?
Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. Yes!
If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.Kyle
Celebrities beat cancer all the time. Lance Armstrong, he keeps getting it.Kyle
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm moving in.
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm your mother, Adam.