You ain't the future o' shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter.

B. Rabbit

This guy don't wanna win no battle he's shook 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

B. Rabbit

Jimmy Smith Jr: Yo man, lets get the fuck outta here, I need some privacy man.
Cheddar Bob: Can I come?

Manny: What was all that about, Smith?
Jimmy Smith Jr: It wasn't my fault, I... It won't happen again.
Manny: Good. Don't be bringing that shit up here. Now get back to work.

[rapping] This guy raps like his parents jerked him. He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version.

Jimmy Smith Jr

Alex: Are you asking me out on a date?
B. Rabbit: Yes, I am. I'd like to take you somewhere sometime.
Alex: Take me somewhere now.

You know everyone's saying you're a loser.

Janeane

BLAH-BA DE-BLOOM-BLAH BLOOM BLAH BA-DE BLOOM-BLAH! I ain't hear a word you said; HIP-A-DE-HOOPLAAAH!

Jimmy Smith Jr

This shit's gotta happen, and it's gotta happen now.

B. Rabbit

In fact dog, here's a pencil, go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful; and don't come back 'til somethin' dope hits you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home wit you.

B. Rabbit

[Rabbit's car has just shorted out] I ain't gettin' back in that piece of shit...

Sol

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8 Mile Quotes

Do you ever wonder at what point you got to stop living up here and start living down here?

Jimmy Smith Jr

WARD... I think you were a little hard on the beaver, so was eddie hascal, wally and mrs cleaver.

Jimmy Smith Jr