Archie: You're going to shoot me?
Otto: [in a pompous, English accent] Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!

I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?

Otto: Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."
Ken: Well, you t-t-t-tell him from me that I kuh-kuh, I kuh-kuh...

Otto: You really like animals don't you, Ken? What's the attraction.
Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh
Otto: Shit on you?
Ken: Shove off all the t-time.

Wanda: What are you thinking, Archie?
Archie: I'm just trying to think of one good reason why I should take you to South America with me.
Wanda: How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
[pause]
Archie: That's a...
Wanda, Archie: ...good reason.

I love robbing the English, they're so polite.

Otto

You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're... smart, you've got wonderful bones, and you dress really interestingly.

Otto

You can stick this marriage right in your bottom.

Wendy

Archie: You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen... in my entire life.
Wanda: Get me my drink.

Wanda: Get the fuck out of here, Otto.
Otto: Relax. I heard moaning; I was worried.

Wendy: Your father has finally gone completely mental!
Otto: So the old lady's gonna m-m-m-meet with an accident eh K-K-K-K-Ken?

Pork away pal. Fuck her blue.

Otto

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A Fish Called Wanda Quotes

Pork away pal. Fuck her blue.

Otto

We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!

Otto