Otto: You really like animals don't you, Ken? What's the attraction.
Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh
Otto: Shit on you?
Ken: Shove off all the t-time.

Otto: Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."
Ken: Well, you t-t-t-tell him from me that I kuh-kuh, I kuh-kuh...

I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?

Otto: Don't call me stupid.
Wendy: Why on earth not?

Archie: You're going to shoot me?
Otto: [in a pompous, English accent] Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!

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A Fish Called Wanda Quotes

Pork away pal. Fuck her blue.

Otto

We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!

Otto