Reporter: What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur.

Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.

Reporter: Do you often see your father?
Paul: No, actually, we're just good friends.

Grandfather: It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies.
John: You're just jealous.
Norm: Leave him alone, Lennon... or I'll tell them all the truth about you.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.

Shake: He's been gone awhile, hasn't he?
Norm: Who has?
Shake: Paul's grandfather.
Norm: Oh, he's down the uh...
Shake: Oh, down the uh...?
Norm: Yeah, down the uh...
Shake: Oh, we'll give him a couple minutes, then.

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A Hard Day's Night Quotes

Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.

Man on train: Don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort.
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.